{"id":329,"date":"2017-11-01T11:42:47","date_gmt":"2017-11-01T18:42:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.diamantineclarity.com\/bjou\/?p=329"},"modified":"2017-11-01T11:42:47","modified_gmt":"2017-11-01T18:42:47","slug":"the-pumpkin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.diamantineclarity.com\/bjou\/2017\/11\/01\/the-pumpkin\/","title":{"rendered":"The Pumpkin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Happy Halloween 2017<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Late because I forgot to do this.<\/p>\n<p>Submission for the 2017 CN&amp;R Fiction-59 writing contest in Chico, CA.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s not easy to write a GOOD 59-word story.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.diamantineclarity.com\/bjou\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/thepumpkin.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-330\" src=\"http:\/\/www.diamantineclarity.com\/bjou\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/thepumpkin-364x450.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"364\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.diamantineclarity.com\/bjou\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/thepumpkin-364x450.jpg 364w, https:\/\/www.diamantineclarity.com\/bjou\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/thepumpkin-243x300.jpg 243w, https:\/\/www.diamantineclarity.com\/bjou\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/thepumpkin.jpg 566w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 364px) 100vw, 364px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Halloween 2017 Late because I forgot to do this. Submission for the 2017 CN&amp;R Fiction-59 writing contest in Chico, CA. It&#8217;s not easy to write a GOOD 59-word story.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[48,39,51],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art-tc","category-imagery","category-writing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p26eUn-5j","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.diamantineclarity.com\/bjou\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.diamantineclarity.com\/bjou\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.diamantineclarity.com\/bjou\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.diamantineclarity.com\/bjou\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.diamantineclarity.com\/bjou\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=329"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.diamantineclarity.com\/bjou\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":331,"href":"https:\/\/www.diamantineclarity.com\/bjou\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329\/revisions\/331"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.diamantineclarity.com\/bjou\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.diamantineclarity.com\/bjou\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.diamantineclarity.com\/bjou\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}