{"id":2,"date":"2011-12-13T00:53:02","date_gmt":"2011-12-13T00:53:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.diamantineclarity.com\/bjou\/?page_id=2"},"modified":"2024-03-04T14:29:57","modified_gmt":"2024-03-04T22:29:57","slug":"about","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.diamantineclarity.com\/bjou\/about\/","title":{"rendered":"About&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><big><em><strong>Diamantine Clarity<\/strong><\/em><\/big> is the <a href=\"http:\/\/dictionary.reference.com\/browse\/bijou\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">b&#8217;jou<\/a><strong><sup>\u2020<\/sup><\/strong> of <strong>Popeye Theophilus Barrnumb, <em>Esq.<\/em><\/strong> \u2014 You may call me Popeye.<\/p>\n<p>The sub-title, <em>A Lucid Dream b&#8217;jou for The Unwashed Masses<\/em>, is quite apropos. <small>(this may transmogrify over time)<\/small><\/p>\n<p>It falls under my <em><strong>Popeye Uncensored<\/strong><\/em> rubric due to the sometimes extreme, edgy, no-bars-held &#8216;voice&#8217; and content.<\/p>\n<p>Within these hallowed halls and fortified walls of wisdom and pristine clarity you shall find verbiage unlike any found elsewhere on the Internets <em>[sic]<\/em>, the InterWebs <em>[sic]<\/em>, the so-called World Wide Web, throughout CyberSpace, or in other mass-media and tomes of higher learning and baser self-indulgence. Among these pearlesque meanderings shall be found mountains of Truth, boulders of Justice, flavorings of The American Way, and a soup\u00e7on of humoristic wit. With usually more than a little Satire, Parody, and Performance Art (at its finest) thrown in for good measure. Count on it.<\/p>\n<p>Now . . . . Let the fun begin!<\/p>\n<p>See also:<\/p>\n<h4><a href=\"https:\/\/www.TooOld.net\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>www.TooOld.net<\/strong><\/a><\/h4>\n<blockquote><p>&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; <em><strong>Popeye Uncensored<\/strong><\/em> presents 10+ Years of Anti-(LOSER\u2013Benedict Donald trump) Meme-ish Imagery and other fanciful things.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(from there you may visit <a href=\"https:\/\/www.BenedictDonaldTrump.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">www.BenedictDonaldTrump.com<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.iPopeye.net\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">www.iPopeye.net<\/a>, among other web jewels)<\/p>\n<p>and&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"twitter-timeline\" data-width=\"500\" data-height=\"750\" data-dnt=\"true\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PopeyeBarrnumb?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">Tweets by PopeyeBarrnumb<\/a><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"width: 500px;\"><strong>\u2020<\/strong> <small>(b&#8217;jou pronounced <em>bee-zhoo<\/em> [ like Bijou, as in theater or cinema, or <a title=\"bijou word definition\" href=\"http:\/\/dictionary.reference.com\/browse\/bijou\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">bijou<\/a>, as well as the definition of: a jewel, or something small, delicate, and exquisitely wrought ] == <em>we<\/em><strong>b jou<\/strong><em>rnal<\/em> :: a linguistic picture in motion worth well-more than 1,000 words)<\/small><\/p>\n<p><small>[ di\u2022a\u2022man\u2022tine \u2014 diamond-like; diamantine clarity \u2014 purest, sharpest, pristine clarity ]<\/small><\/p>\n<p style=\"width: 500px;\"><small>Nota Bene: <strong><em>This<\/em><\/strong> is NOT a &#8216;blog&#8217; \u2014 as in we<strong>b<\/strong> <strong>log<\/strong>, which have become loathsome to the right-thinking person.\u00a0 If you refer to it as a <em>blog<\/em>, you will be keel hauled, drawn and quartered, spat upon, and fed to the crows. Then we will have a discussion about your mother. And then and only then and thus will you begin to feel real pain, whereupon your agony-laced begging shall begin in earnest.<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Thereafter&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-938 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.diamantineclarity.com\/bjou\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/the-beatings-will-continue-until-morale-improves-300x300.png\" alt=\"the-beatings-will-continue-until-morale-improves\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.diamantineclarity.com\/bjou\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/the-beatings-will-continue-until-morale-improves-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.diamantineclarity.com\/bjou\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/the-beatings-will-continue-until-morale-improves-450x450.png 450w, https:\/\/www.diamantineclarity.com\/bjou\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/the-beatings-will-continue-until-morale-improves-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.diamantineclarity.com\/bjou\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/the-beatings-will-continue-until-morale-improves.png 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Diamantine Clarity is the b&#8217;jou\u2020 of Popeye Theophilus Barrnumb, Esq. \u2014 You may call me Popeye. The sub-title, A Lucid Dream b&#8217;jou for The Unwashed Masses, is quite apropos. (this may transmogrify over time) It falls under my Popeye Uncensored rubric due to the sometimes extreme, edgy, no-bars-held &#8216;voice&#8217; and content. Within these hallowed halls [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P26eUn-2","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.diamantineclarity.com\/bjou\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.diamantineclarity.com\/bjou\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.diamantineclarity.com\/bjou\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.diamantineclarity.com\/bjou\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.diamantineclarity.com\/bjou\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/www.diamantineclarity.com\/bjou\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":939,"href":"https:\/\/www.diamantineclarity.com\/bjou\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2\/revisions\/939"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.diamantineclarity.com\/bjou\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}